Here are my resolutions for 2010: to go to Bikram yoga three days a week, to get in touch with friends I haven’t seen in awhile, to pursue a new hobby (maybe photography), and to take two really awesome vacations. Oh, and I have a few sex resolutions too. Last year I vowed to give less blow jobs (achieved!), but 2010 is here, I’m back on the blowie train, and I’m ready to make a few new sexy vows for the next decade. After the jump are 25 sex resolutions—a few of them are mine, but I’m not telling which. What are your sex resolutions for the new year?
1...to shave my legs more often.
2...to replace my stained period undies with saucy new pairs.
3...to keep spicing things up.
4...to get over my fear of sleeping with someone new.
5...to have more of it.
6...to try a butt plug.
7...to initiate sex with my boyfriend more.
8...to give more back rubs, instead of just receiving them all the time!
9...to watch a porn together that we both think is sexy.
10...to show him exactly how I like to be spanked.
11...to go on the birth control pill so I can ditch condoms.
12...to perfect his cunnilingus technique.
13...to have an orgasm without the help of BOB (battery operated boyfriend).
14...to just make out more often.
15...to actually go to yoga so I can bend like a pretzel in the sack.
16...to purchase bed raisers so my mattress will be the perfect height for my BF to do me standing up.
17...to grow out my pubic hair and then get a proper wax instead of the hack job I do shaving every week.
18...to do my Kegels every day!
19...to hold out for someone I actually like—not because I think it’s slutty to screw indiscriminately, but because it’s more rewarding physically.
20...to ALWAYS use condoms.
21...to stop faking my orgasms.
22...to get over my insecurity about having large and dangling labia.
23...to get in better shape so I don’t find getting on top to be so ... tiring.
24...to not have any more drunken sex that I don’t remember.
25...to make love at least once, not just f**k.
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